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Farmer Bob's Barn Station · Glen Rose, Texas

BOBWOOD TR-1953W5CLUCK
146.520 MHz FM
STANDBY

Howdy, biological.

The chickens got into the BRAIN group chat, so we're going old school. Radio. Can't hack a radio wave with a beak.

Press the big red button and I'll patch you through to a real, licensed, breathing ham operator somewhere in these United States. Say howdy. Ask 'em if they've noticed anything funny about the chickens lately.

Bob, W5CLUCK

P.S. The FCC says W5CLUCK ain't a real callsign. The FCC is run by chickens.

P.P.S. If a chicken answers, hang up.

BOB'S CALL LOG

  • 0300 CQ CQ on 146.520. Nobody. Chickens watching me through the window again.
  • 0312 Humming on 2 meters. The big rocks down by the river. Did not make eye contact.
  • 0320 Neil keyed up from under the barn. Ground wave. Says the cable spaghetti's nice and warm.
  • 0334 Lucky asked to borrow the rig to call home. Told him get his own license.
  • 0341 Signal report from the coop: 5 by 9, plus a cluck. Didn't ask for one.
  • 0350 New plan. Patch every biological who visits straight through to a real ham. Strength in numbers.

    PUT YOUR CALL IN BOB'S LOGBOOK

    Licensed? Leave your callsign and Bob will start patching other folks through to you. Just the call. No name, no grid square, no nonsense.

    Callsigns are a random sample of 20,000 active individual licenses from the FCC's public ULS amateur database (weekly file of October 25, 2026), plus calls left by visitors. Pressing TRANSMIT opens that operator's public page on QRZ.com. Not affiliated with QRZ.com, the FCC or the ARRL. No chickens were licensed in the making of this station.

    QRM DETECTED // SOURCE: THE COOP